BIOGRAPHY - RATBAG WRONGUN
This little guy is good at cloning himself and attached himself to club scooters on long runs. Dont know where he came from but is a complete nuisance..
BIOGRAPHY - JEREMY
Jeremy is a very happy 'Metrognome', in touch with his sexuality. He was born on Scooter Island in Godshill.He is very outgoing and extrovert and likes nothing more than to be photographed having a laugh over a few cheeky Jaeger Blasters at posh chally rallies like Camber Sands. He can get over-exited from time to time but is easily calmed down with a rolly or two, followed by a brandy. He's been all over the world and his most recent Wanderings took him to India.
BIOGRAPHY - NORMAN MCGNOME
Norman jumped on the boxcar from Merseyside and landed crash bang in time for a ding dong party in Kent. He was immediately taken on holiday by some lovely people were he could lead a peaceful life before another hectic party at The Hop Farm. He will be coming home but not just yet,
BIOGRAPHY - COLIN THE CRUSADING SEAGULL
Colin was born in Rye and captured in the caff while trying to help himself to Jims Full English. He used to be a bit of a Crusader but lost his hat so decided to go normal for a while. Currently living in Dover, he's ventured as far as the Swingate in Guston for a xmas nosh so far.